i have a name that, to the best of my knowledge, is unique. every other time i've googled myself i've only found me. my first name is an old lady name that no one has anymore, and my last name is vaguely made up.
tonight i googled myself and porn came up.
it's just... um... not... cool. seriously. make it stop.
i hope my parents don't google me. i didn't do it, dad. seriously. not even kidding. ew. oh god. ew.